Aliens have taken over my computer

O, for the good old days,
when my computer was mine.

I could search, email, blog, etc. and not be bombarded by advertisements that my computer is slow (ain't that the truth!), that my video player and other software needs to be updated, that my computer has a virus, etc., etc., etc. 

When I could actually see the entire page of the website that I was on. That it wasn't half or more obscured by pop-up ads. When I could actually view an image without a pop-up ad hiding it.

Aliens have taken over my computer.
It's not mine; it's theirs.

What a drag!